NewS: The VAULT of SLACK!!!

Ancient (...and proto-industrial-Alien) Wisdom teachings NOW Unveiled...

Even for NoN Members of the Church of The Subgenius !!! 

WHERE?

In THE VAULT of SLACK.

Spreading the word of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs via Rev. XenoFact 

who coordinates a Subgenii Dream Team of doctors, mad scientists, 

mutants, insane preachers, non-artists 

& other experts on Bulldada and Occult crafts

Wanna know WHO is The Conspiracy? The next step in their Agenda?

DAMN, We got even spies in North Korea (NO JOKE!)

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the hidden paths to activate your skills into Time Control 

and Memory Editing

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The Vault of Slack is a SubGenius zine to proclaim the word of "Bob," 

provide further examination of the sprawlingly slackful SubGenius mythos, 

provide spiritual advice, and examine enlighteningly strange and interesting things.

Issue #2 is here! Issue #1 has sold out, but we have FREE PDFs!

https://www.subgenius.com/

ALL RITES REVERSED Ⓚ

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