Merdre! Too CooL SAXO MOTHERFUCKER!?

The time is NOW. DOPE IS REALITY (situation is getting Worse... oops)

So When in doubt: BE EXTREME! 

You can be what you won't!

I can even play that old COOL JAZZ with my Sax in a very sweet, sentimental mood. Even when I haven't got a fucking idea how to play the Sax.

SORRY NOT SORRY* 

Excuse moi...

Sono un Artista di Merdra & un Músico de Mierda: I GIVE NO FUCKS.

'Cause I don't play with my hands, or with what we call the 'mind' or 'brain'. NOP. I play with my Whole SPIRIT [The Medium is the Medium]: possessed by the ineffable Forces of angels, devils, aliens, interdimensional entities or God(s)?

No, man; I play my things as if they're coming directly from my bollocks, as an exploding, inevitable creative extension of my Libido in crescendo! It's more like a cybernetic expression of my genital parts. HAHA!

I need The SLACK! I need The CASH! I need my BRAG! 

Yiiiiiiiihaaaaaa!!! I ROAM THE COSMOS. Maybe...

*Nobody knows* said Pastor T.L. Barrett. /// You know NOTHING! But meanwhile I eat black holes for Breakfast! I explore alternative imaginary dimensions. I swam the Bermuda Triangle and didn't get wet! I told Jesus I wouldn't go to church and He shook my hand! I have my own personal saviors, I chang'em every hour! I see the future in comic books and wine bottles! I HACK THE MATRIX! REALITY IS A MISTAKE. So fuck it.

Yep, you can DO IT. If you know HOW.* Reality is thermoplastic, not thermosetting, you know: I mean you can reprogram it much more than people realize.

I'm not saying it's easy but I can assure you: TIME CONTROL IS POSSIBLE. Please, remember the last words of Hassah Sabbah: “Nothing is true, everything is permitted.”

Things will go weirder and weirder all the time... and La Iglesia del Surf, due to unexpected BAD News, needs a new location. So please: FEED ME OR KILL ME!!!

Support (or don't) Costa Surf Lodge stuff: cassettes, zines, books, etc.

Vendemos E T H E R*  & Adrenochromo.

Shh...  ///   IT'S MAGICK! :

https://afrikapseudobruitismus1.bandcamp.com

Also planning to sell instruments, rare books, art, old LILIPUT postcards and records from the Costa 'Pataphysical Museum. DAMN... Believe it or NOT but Here there are around 3000-4000 original handmade collages on boxes and covered in dust. If you wanna Info about it and/or interested on buying ANY OF THIS $HIT, please contact: oukelele1999@yahoo.es

10000000000% de GRACIA$ ///  *PaX Vobiscum.+++

Oh! Check out all the Info details about these Books for $ALE:

https://www.ebay.es/usr/erihurtadosaur_0

From Norihiro Sekitani’s disturbing porno-gore digital photomontages in SEXOIDE (2005), through HANNAH HÖCH’s pioneering collage work (VIVA EL DADÁ!), into the ancient mysteries of Alchemy and the Rosicrucian Order, and onward to Chaos Magick with Phil Hine’s CAOS CONDENSADO — plus a special edition celebrating NEOISM: 40 Years of Pop-Up Revolution, 1979–2019. A strange little journey from Dada to the Occulture, from Alchemy to Chaos, and from Ancient mysteries to Pop-up Revolution.

Ouch, and NOW you can grab the COSTA Merch di MERDA

en la maravillosa nueva Librería UGH!:

https://www.instagram.com/libreria.ugh

Y en la mítica Discos LA CAVERNA:

https://www.instagram.com/discoscavernamusica

“Find Out What Happens when People Stop Being Polite, 

and Start Gettin Reel.”

(HYPE WILLIAMS)

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXVI ©

In My Room / LIKE A ROLLING STONE

“La Magia no es en sí otra cosa que una voluntad, y esa voluntad es el gran misterio de toda maravilla y de todo secreto (...) de este punto verdaderamente central donde convergen lo filosófico y lo poético es donde me parece que se descubren a la vez las dos vertientes del arte mágico, tal como nos podemos proponer considerarlo en la historia del arte, o sea a través de sus realizaciones de orden plástico.

Una de estas vertientes nos reconstruye, en efecto, el desarrollo, de un arte que, si no es forzosamente expresión directa de la magia, al menos sostiene con ella estrechas relaciones: se trata, en este caso, de una magia en ejercicio que obedece a un código variable según los tiempos y lugares, pero muy preciso en cada uno de ellos.

La otra vertiente nos inicia en un arte que sobrevive a la desaparición de toda magia constituida y que deliberadamente o no, en todo caso aplica ciertos medios de la magia, especula, conscientemente o no, con su poder.

Si la primera de esas vertientes tiene su base generatriz en las más remotas edades de la humanidad, yo soy de los que piensan que la segunda, vista la creciente atención que en nuestros días ejerce, dispone del futuro en grandísima medida.”

(ANDRÉ BRETON, Sobre el Arte Mágico; 1957)

“Relatos sin coherencia, pero con asociación, como los sueños, etc. Poemas - simplemente armoniosos y llenos de bellas palabras - pero también sin sentido ni coherencia - a lo sumo algunas estrofas comprensibles - deben ser como simples fragmentos de las cosas más diversas. 

La verdadera poesía puede tener a lo sumo un sentido alegórico en su conjunto y un efecto indirecto como la música, etc. 

Por eso la naturaleza es puramente poética - y también la habitación de un mago - de un físico - la habitación de un niño - una habitación encantada y una despensa.”

(NOVALIS)

“El arte era un simulacro dramático en el que estaban en juego la ilusión y la realidad del mundo, y hoy no es más que una prótesis estética.”

“Mucho más que a la comercialización del arte hay que temerle a la estetización general de la mercancía.”

“Disimular es fingir no tener lo que se tiene. Simular es fingir tener lo que no se tiene. (…) Pero (…) simular no es fingir.”

(J.B.)

“El arte es mágico, o no es.”

(L.C.)

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXVI ©

Weed Rave - NO INPUT-ROCKERS

NO INPUT+ORGAN Garage Session$ / 21 Sept 2026

by Weed Rave (the laziest band in town...)

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXVI ©

Weed Rave - MR RAY VEGA POGO JAM

NO INPUT+ORGAN Garage Session$ / 21 Sept 2026 

MR RAY VEGA POGO JAM is dedicated to Alan Vega & SUICIDE*

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXVI ©

Alan Smithee: VIDEOGAMES INFERNO 2 /// Revolution X*

 

MTV Interactive & The Church of The SubGenius present: 

VIDEOGAMES INFERNO 2: Revolution X 

Infamously directed (again) by Alan Smithee.* 

REALITY™ NEVER WILL BE THE SAME.

Welcome back to the sensory cyber-wasteland of VIDEOGAMES INFERNO.

You survived the 1st descent. Now the Hell cabinet has been reopened.

VIDEOGAMES INFERNO 2: REVOLUTION X is the second Transmission: a concentrated blast of arcade delirium, Laserdisc paranoia, Cyber Rock & Roll rebellion, More Ultraviolence, More Erotica circuitry and More Occult PoP-culture hallucination.

Plug directly into the Revolution X arcade matrix, where Aerosmith(?) becomes a weapon against the New Order Nation, digitized rock stars scream through the CRT and every quarter takes you deeper into a labyrinth of car crashes, cyberdrome bulldada imagery, corporate conspiracies and forbidden desire.

An experience designed to destabilize, reprogram, and plunge the viewer into a cybernetic Pandemonium where the image never fully settles. Its influences and borrowings are explicit and reappropriated: the esoteric cinema of Kenneth Anger, the New Flesh of David Cronenberg, the paranoid visions of Philip K. Dick, the cut-up and visionary heresy of William S. Burroughs, the technological fetishism of J. G. Ballard, and the biomechanical horror of H. R. Giger /// Cyber Conspiracies and the cheap technological necromancy of the 90s, the arcade cabinet begins to resemble a Lemarchand Configuration. The Cenobites are waiting on the other side. The Illuminati are watching. "BOB" KNOWS. Fnord!?

The program combines explicit Ultraviolence, Sex, Drugs, Satanism & Cyberpunk. Absurd Umor, references to trash and horror cinema, and occult symbolism are all filtered through a deliberately camp, Z-movie aesthetic. There is no moral or redemption: the spectator is handed the joystick and thrown into a NIHILISTIC CHAOS!*

Is this a VideoGame, a Ritual, a Transmission from the future — or simply another gateway to True Insane S L A K & MINDFUCK?

INSERT COIN. OPEN THE (Lemarchand) BOX. ENTER THE INFERNO.

MUSIC IS THE WEAPON. (HYPER)REALITY™ IS THE GAME.

Press PLAY.

👁️ PREVIOUS TRANSMISSION:

VIDEOGAMES INFERNO — The Director's Cut:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDpCGoDwOGM

Soundtrack: ARTISTA di MERDA

https://artistadimerda.bandcamp.com

https://soundcloud.com/artistadimerda

Archived & transmuted by ALAN SMITHEE HomeVideo.

All Rites Reversed Ⓚ

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXVI ©

Artista di Merda DESTROYIN' ROXY MUSIC

"Scorpio es el signo del Sexo y La Muerte: gobierna los órganos sexuales - la buena raja y la polla dura - además de las máquinas, las motos y las guitarras eléctricas."

"El Rock and Roll es algo pagano, una religión pagana, y sus ritos son sexuales."

(K. ANGER)

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXVI ©

Artista di Merda: 4D 2XXX26 SNAFU DISKO

 

4D 2XXX26 SNAFU DISKO

In words of ARTISTA di MERDA: 

More of Just chilling and fucking with my Astral Brain 

into alternative realities. /// Are You Experienced?

Well... I AM.

*** Let's Dance! DO THE MUTANT UFO DISKO!!!

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXVI ©

New Deluxe prints : A5 2XX26 Series***2

PseudoNovalis Ready para HYSTERIA MARKET prox 5 sept "2026"

En Clasijazz (Almería)

www.instagram.com/hysteriamarket.almeria

Para la ocasión New deluxe prints :

2XX26 Series***2

A5 HD Print matte coated classic paper 300gr

11 new diseños x 8 copias = 88 prints

6.66€ each one.

Muncho material: CDs, cassettes, láminas, postales, Libros herméticos,

propaganda SubGenius, zines, y panfletillos 

CONTRA TODO Y CONTRA TODOS!

Checkea todo el Merch disponible:

https://afrikapseudobruitismus1.bandcamp.com/merch

Stay tuned for more Exquis Merdra coming SOON.

GRACIAS PAX & KAOS+++

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXVI ©

EPIC KILLA MIXTAPE by DJ di MERDA

 

ok! uploading the EPIC KILLA MIXTAPE (2024) 

Audio-collage mixtape by DJ di MERDA

https://artistadimerda.bandcamp.com

https://soundcloud.com/artistadimerda

Including: Criminal Manne, Dj Oats, Dj Spontaneus, Dj Stizo, Lady Bee, Sólo Los Solo, Dj QBert, Black Mystic, Lil Maniyak, Dj Screw, Shawty Pimp, Crucified Click, Pussy Galore, Suicide, Les Biscuits Salés, Dj Livewire, Mixmaster Mike, MC Keith E & The Gangstarr Crew, Klick Affiliated, The Holocaust Click, Lil Yo, A.R.E Weapons, Eric Andre, Dj Paul & Lord Infamous, Viper The Rapper, John Carpenter, Bayonetta & probably many others...

ALL RITES REVERSED

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXVI ©

Pequeña Bitácora Patafísica 137

HEXEN 5.0 TAROT* (Suzanne Treister)

“When you begin paying attention to coincidence, coincidence starts paying attention to you.”

“Synchronicity is as universal as gravity. When you start looking you find it everywhere.”*

“Jungian synchronicity, of course — accepted not just by Jungians but a lot of other psychologists — also involves this kind of non-local and non-causal correlation. Indeed, Jung specified that synchronicity could not fit into any purely causal, billiard-ball theory of the universe. Most scientists outside psychology felt, before experimental verifications of Bell's Theorem, that only psychologists could talk such nonsense . . . But now the matter seems to need re-examination.”

(RAW)

*Encontrar el misterio épico de EL INDALO DE ARGAR

en el bar de Costa.

*SURPRISE Serendipia MAIL from Rev. XenoFact!

Including:

THE VAULT OF SLACK 12

& XENOFACT'S Xine 13

https://www.vaultofslack.com

https://www.xenofact.com

*La belleza convulsiva será erótico-velada,

explosivo-fija, mágico-circunstancial,

 o no será...

*Garfield siempre de Chill.

ALL RITES REVERSED Ⓚ

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXVI ©

Tributo to The Avalanches: TOGETHER!

Woah, woah

As long as we're together

Together

Watching and waiting and listening

Woah, woah

As long as we're together

Together

Forever and ever and ever

Woah, woah

As long as we're together

Together

Forever and ever and ever and ever

And ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

Toshiba...

Baby, where'd my love go?

Your new soul rising up in me

And I can't hide the way I feel

Baby, where'd my love go?

Your new soul rising up in me

And I can't hide the way I feel

Woah, woah

As long as we're together

Together

Forever and ever and ever

Woah, woah

As long as we're together again

Together

Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

You only know the picture me, the one that smiles with hope

You could never picture me at home, crying over my telephone

I'll never be the picture me, the me I love the most

Staring at a picture on my phone, staring at a memory that's gone

Flipping through old albums, reminiscing what I was

Falling through the pages, losing sight of what I love

Together

Forever and ever and ever.

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXVI ©

EL ORIGEN DEL FIN DEL MUNDO

MAGIA NEGRA: Camada de gatitos manchados de mariposas.*

“Evidence indicates that cats were first tamed in Egypt. The Egyptians stored grain, which attracted rodents, which attracted cats. (No evidence that such a thing happened with the Mayans, though a number of wild cats are native to the area.) I don't think this is accurate. It is certainly not the whole story. Cats didn't start as mousers. Weasels and snakes and dogs are more efficient as rodent-control agents. I postulate that cats started as psychic companions, as Familiars, and have never deviated from this function.”

“His whole being radiates a pure, wild sweetness, flitting through night woods with little melodious cries, on some cryptic errand. There is also an aura of doom and sadness about this trusting little creature. He has been abandoned many times over the centuries, left to die in cold city alleys, in hot noon vacant lots, pottery shards, nettles, crumbled mud walls. Many times he has cried for help in vain.”

“There is a profound mystery in the eyes of a cat. They seem to possess ancient wisdom, a depth of understanding that surpasses our own. When a cat looks into your eyes, it is as if it is peering into the depths of your soul, seeing all that you are and all that you could be. They remind us that there is more to this world than what meets the eye, and that we should approach life with curiosity and wonder.”

“Cats are masters of stillness and silence. They know the power of quiet observation and patient waiting. They can sit for hours, seemingly motionless, their senses attuned to the slightest movement or sound. They understand the art of stealth and the value of patience. In their stillness, they become invisible, merging with their surroundings, becoming one with the shadows. It is in this stillness that they find their strength and their purpose.”

“Cats have a way of finding solace in solitude. They can spend hours in quiet contemplation, finding peace within themselves. In a world filled with noise and distractions, we can learn from their ability to disconnect, to retreat to our inner sanctuary and find moments of stillness. They remind us of the importance of self-care and the power of silence."

“The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing."

(The Cat Inside; W.S. BURROUGHS)

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXVI ©