sábado, 29 de abril de 2023

"Sextil Marte en Cáncer-Urano en Tauro."


"Venus, buen planeta, concédenos la vida superior
y haz que tu poderoso genio destruya la mentira
en este tiempo archinecio en que todos están
tan orgullosos de conducir un coche."

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©

jueves, 27 de abril de 2023

"Pocas veces me habéis comprendido, y pocas os comprendí."

Re-Make of BARBARELLA: Your Body, The Louvre

Transmedia Non Sequitur TOO COOL Game-Solution on Virtualia iMaginary Movies.

"BARBARELLA: Your Body, The Louvre" 
(starring: Scarlett Johansson)

We find ourselves in the year 2133, a time where Virtuality has taken over and the world is in a state of dystopia. Barbarella, a bold and adventurous woman, is on a quest to explore the limits of pleasure and pain, and fully experience her body on ecstasy. Along the way, she must navigate through different dimensions of intense sensation, where each encounter offers a new challenge to overcome.

As she travels through the different dimensions, Barbarella encounters all manner of exotic and dangerous creatures, each with their own unique temptations and challenges. Along the way, she learns that the only way to truly understand herself and the world she lives in is to confront her deepest fears and desires head-on.

The film explores the multifaceted nature of human experience, and with each new sexual encounter pushing Barbarella to the brink of her physical and spiritual limits. We see her confronting her own fears and desires, grappling with questions of morality and purpose in a world where pleasure and pain are the only certainties.

The original "Barbarella" movie, a camp classic from the 1960s, is given a new lease on life in this remake. The film takes the basic premise of the original - a space-faring adventurer seeking out new thrills and experiences - and turns it into a deep exploration of the human psyche.

Drawing inspiration from the classic novel "Justine" by the Marquis de Sade, the film offers a cyberpunk twist on the themes of eroticism and self-discovery. As Barbarella ventures into uncharted territory, she must confront her own desires and fears, and learn to embrace the full range of human experience.

Each encounter offers a new layer of complexity to Barbarella's journey. From the seductive allure of forbidden pleasures to the searing pain of self-discovery, she must navigate a web of temptation and desire to discover the true nature of her own being.

The influence of Sade's novel is evident throughout the film, with the characters and themes serving as a backdrop to Barbarella's journey. However, the film is not a straightforward adaptation, but a radical reinterpretation that blends elements of science fiction, horror, and psychological thriller.

The world of "BARBARELLA: Your Body, The Louvre" is a haunting and surreal landscape, where the line between reality and fantasy is blurred. But through it all, Barbarella remains resolute in her quest to experience the full spectrum of human sensation, to become the masterpiece that is her own body.

As Barbarella navigates through this strange and dangerous world, she discovers that her body is like a work of art, much like the pieces found in the Louvre. Each experience she has is a brush stroke, adding to the intricate and unique masterpiece that is her life.

As the film draws to a close, Barbarella emerges from her journey transformed, having fully embraced the depths of her own being. In this powerful exploration of human desire and experience, this film offers a thrilling ride through the darkest corners of the human psyche, and a provocative commentary on the nature of pleasure and self-discovery in a world ruled by technology.

In the end, "BARBARELLA: Your Body, The Louvre" is a thought-provoking and daring film that pushes the boundaries of what is possible in cinema. It is a stunning visual and psychological journey that will leave audiences both exhilarated and haunted, and will be remembered as a landmark in the annals of science fiction cinema.

(Coproduced by Alan Smithee, Chat GTA & PixArt)

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©

martes, 25 de abril de 2023

"Nuestra escuela carece de máximas y no tiene doctrina alguna que enseñar."

... answering The ALL

You may wish to - GOD?!? - that you'd never asked...


There exists an underground resistance force... an army of idiopathic deviants and angry mutations ready to help you to lash out! ... to make you lash out! Pretending to obey by day like gorillas in the zoo, but guerrillas by night and by coffee break, these freedom fighters won't sell their integrity for nice cars, VCRs, furlough vacation trips of fantasy entertainment. Nor will they trade it for warm cage and three squares a day. NAY! They continue to fight for what was taken away when they were born: their SLACK! Thought-Slack, Sex-Slack - ALL THE SLACK !


Just as the humans fear the alien in any given monster movie, they fear YOU because YOU ARE AN UNPREDICTABLE. This gives you a POWER beyond anything you previously imagined. You aren't JUST a worker drone... you ARE that, but you are also the possesor of that mighty power: the power to REPENT, QUIT YOUR JOB and SLACK OFF. You HAVE that power. You can DO it ANY TIME YOU LIKE, and They know it.

Then there are those who think we're just a bunch of intellectual art geeks. Heh, heh, heh, But ... if we WERE, reflect on just how much a few intellectual geeks HAVE DONE in the past. Hitler started out as an underground artist. The Bolsheviks were a small clique of amateur rantes and pamphlet publishers who happened to put themselves at just the right place and the right time... and for 70 years, they held a slew of nations in an IRON GRIP, and caused the murders of over 60 million people (...) a few probably even "innocent".
So think twice before you write off frustrated intellectual geeks!

CLEAR THE PLANET! with "Bob" Dobbs, the King of Chaos. You'll love  his new method for exterminating nine tenths of Earth's population at once!
You can drive a new Porsche every day and crash it every night !!!

Subconsciously -  WITHOUT EFFORT - you'll improve your natural skills at TIME CONTROL and MEMORY EDITING until EVEN YOU become ready to PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR OWN EYES and RELAX IN THE SAFETY OF YOUR DELUSIONS.


"BOB" IS ANOTHER UNIVERSE, his own self-contained universe with its own internal laws and space-time. The interface between his and ours may one minute be a chaotic and terrifying one, then suddenly become and orgiastic celebration of life and awareness; it may even lapse into complete noncausality, a state in wich nothing occurs around "Bob" at all... a total and utter ecstasy, such as when he is blind drunk and passed out, and the only indication of time passing in all the cosmos is his snoring.

Reality has become "BOB" / The Possibilities are Endless!

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©

jueves, 20 de abril de 2023

"El Sol entra en Tauro / Eclipse híbrido Solar de Luna nueva en Aries."

It's Only ROCK N' ROLL in 2023

Rock and roll, punk rock, cyberpunk, and technoshamanism have all been described as countercultural movements that challenge traditional forms of authority and religion. While each movement has its own unique characteristics and motivations, they share a common thread in their rejection of the established order and their focus on subverting and questioning dominant cultural norms.

Rock and roll, from its inception, has always had a certain spiritual quality to it. It has been described as a rebellious and visceral form of expression, which defies the constraints of traditional society. But for some, rock and roll has evolved into something much more profound, even to the point of becoming a kind of pagan religion.

In his book Noise: The Political Economy of Music, Jacques Attali writes: 'Rock and roll is an anarchic, heretical force that aims at tearing down the established order, at finding a way to freedom, or at least to some sort of liberation.' Attali suggests that rock and roll's rebellious spirit is rooted in its origins as music for the marginalized and disenfranchised, including African Americans and working-class youth. The genre's primal and sexual nature, as well as its connection to the occult, are also seen as manifestations of this rebellious spirit.

Similarly, punk rock emerged in the late 1970s as a response to the excesses of the music industry and the political and social turmoil of the time. In his book Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk, Legs McNeil writes: 'Punk rock was about breaking down the barriers of who was cool and who wasn't. It was about being anti-authority.' The genre's confrontational and aggressive edge, as well as its DIY ethos, reflect the social and political context of its time.

Kenneth Anger has been one of the most prominent voices in the exploration of rock and roll's spiritual qualities. In his book Hollywood Babylon, Anger writes, 'Rock and roll is a pagan thing, a pagan religion, and its rituals are sexual.' This statement highlights the primal and sexual nature of rock and roll, which is often associated with the pagan worship of the body and the earth.

Technoshamanism, a movement that emerged in the 1990s, also shares a desire to subvert traditional forms of authority and religion. In their book The Technoshaman Manifesto, authors Arthur and Marilouise Kroker write: "The technoshamanist re-imagines the world as a hybrid of the natural and the technological." Technoshamans use technology to create altered states of consciousness and to connect with spiritual forces in a way that is both traditional and innovative.

"Rock and Roll is a ritual, a way of channeling our darkest desires and wildest dreams into something tangible and powerful."

"Rock and Roll is the Devil's music, and it inspires the passions of its followers to the point of frenzy." 

"Rock and roll is a planetary government in which every man, woman, and child is president."

"Rock and Roll is a form of alchemy, a way of transforming base materials into gold." 

"Rock and Roll is a religion, and the amplifier is its god."

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©

"Every man and every woman is a Star."

CooL alternative Poster for SCORPIO RISING


"Nihilist was originally a term of abuse. Dictionaries from the early 19th century, when the word first came into use, define a nihilist as 'one who is politically impartial' and 'good-for-nothing', while Louis-Sébastien Mercier's dictionary of neologisms, published in 1801, states:  “Nihilist or nothingist (riennist): one who doesn't believe in anything.”


Commonly misidentified as a nihilist himself, Nietzsche was the first to treat the subject as a serious philosophical matter. He recognized the fires of nihilism burning across swaths of  Europe as the result of collapsing traditional morals and values. God - long regarded the source of absolutes - was dead, concluded Nietzsche. Dead in the sense that traditional religion no longer held sway over modern culture. In the absence of absolute values, a vacuum had been created and, for a time, it would seem that nothing existed… nothing was real.

For Nietzcche, though, this nothingness was temporary - a momentary void out of which history was meant to give birth to something entirely new. He saw the collapse of absolute values as the opportunity to reexamine our fundamental truths, to retool our systems to better fit our world.

Around the same time, Russians were embracing the term 'Nihilist' differently than their Western European counterparts. The word began to shed its pejorative overtones in the 1860’s, following the publication of Turgenev’s Father and Sons. Bazarov, the novel’s hero, was long seen as the prototype of 'the nihilist' Turgenev’s definition, voiced through his protagonist, has become a classic: 'A nihilist is someone who bows to no authority, who accepts no principle at face value, no matter how much respect that principle may be held.'

The definition is offered proudly. “Nihilist” is not a term of abuse for Bazarov, but one of honor: “Few,” he says, are chosen for the “bitter, hard life.” When an opponent asks him,“You deny everything?” He replies emphatically, “Everything.” “And that is called Nihilism?” “And that is called NIHILISME!”

Nihilism is a declaration of meaninglessness, a sense of indifference, directionlessness or, at its worst, despair that can flood into all areas of life. For some this is the defining experience of youth - witness the deaths of numerous young romantics, whether Keats, Shelley, Sid Vicious, Kurt Cobain or GG Allin; and their numbers continue to multiply - for others it lasts a whole lifetime."

"A 'death mirror' held up to American culture - Brando, bikes and black leather; Christ, chains and cocaine. A 'high' view of the myth of the American motorcyclist. The machine as totem from toy to terror. THANATOS in chrome and black leather and bursting jeans."

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©

martes, 18 de abril de 2023

"What if the way we perceive the problem is actually part of the problem?"

'Pataphysics: CONTRA TODO !

"El acto surrealista más simple consiste en salir a la calle con un revólver en cada mano y, a ciegas, disparar cuanto se pueda contra la multitud. Quien nunca en la vida haya sentido ganas de acabar de este modo con el principio de degradación y embrutecimiento existente hoy en día, pertenece claramente a esa multitud y tiene la panza a la altura del disparo."

"Dadá no puede justificarse por medio de un sistema que se presenta ante las personas con mandamientos. Dadá descansa en sí y actúa desde sí. Dadá no justifica sus acciones con motivos que persiguen un 'objetivo'. Dadá no genera voluntariamente abstracciones en palabras, fórmulas y sistemas que deseen ver aplicados a la sociedad humana. No necesita justificaciones, a través de fórmulas o sistemas."

"Todos vosotros estáis procesados: ¡Poneos en pie! Sólo se puede hablar con vosotros si estáis en pie.
Permaneced de pie como si escuchaseis la Marsellesa, el himno nacional ruso o el God Save the King. Permaneced de pie como si tuvieseis la bandera delante. O como si estuvieseis ante Dadá que significa vida y os acusa de amar todo por esnobismo con tal de que sea muy caro.


La muerte es una cosa seria ¿eh?
Se muere como héroe o como idiota, lo que viene a ser lo mismo. La única palabra que tiene más que un valor cotidiano es la palabra muerte. Vosotros amáis la muerte que mueren los demás. 
À mort, matadles, dejad que la palmen.
El dinero es lo único que no muere, sólo se va un poco de viaje. 
¡Eso es Dios! A él se le venera, un personaje serio - dinero es la genuflexión de familias enteras. ¡Arriba el dinero - Viva! El hombre que tiene dinero es un hombre honorable.
El honor se compra y se vende como el culo. El culo representa la vida como las patatas fritas, y vosotros con vuestra seriedad, apestáis peor que las boñigas de vaca.
En cuanto a Dadá: no huele pues no significa nada, nada en absoluto.

Dadá es como vuestras esperanzas: nada
como vuestro paraíso: nada
como vuestros ídolos: nada
como vuestros líderes políticos: nada
como vuestros héroes: nada
como vuestros artistas: nada. 

Silbad, gritad, partidme la boca - y luego ¿qué? Yo siempre os diré que sois unos borregos."

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD.

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©

viernes, 14 de abril de 2023

"23º de Clinamen 150 E.P. / Festividad de LOCUS SOLUS." 

Memento: Monumento a Raymond Roussel

~ Monumento a la Imaginación de Raymond Roussel  ~ 

Raymond Roussel (1877-1933):
Campeón de la Palabra y Presidente de la República de los Sueños, poeta, novelista, dramaturgo, músico, patafísico involuntario, ajedrecista, filólogo, dandy, multimillonario...
etc. etc. etc.

"La pureza auténtica no es consciente de sí misma. Es la de los enfants terribles, que solo pueden vivir en una habitación cerrada y no toleran los microbios exteriores. Roussel, enfermo (y físicamente semejante a Marcel Proust) vivía en una bombona. Nunca coincidía con la temperatura exterior.

Encontramos en él esa inmensa ola ingenua y soberbia que hace sonreír incluso a quienes lo admiten porque no les queda más remedio. No es nunca ni chistoso ni pintoresco. Como ignoraba su propia grandeza era capaz de pedirle a cualquiera que pusiera en escena sus libros. El escándalo lo dejaba estupefacto, y cuando le dije: Se lleva usted la mejor parte... no lo entendía y la admiración de los jóvenes no satisfacía su sueño infantil de fama. Su aparente extravagancia no es más que el grado máximo de la sencillez.

Raymond Roussel me confesó que para escribir se atenía a una clave y que en alguna ocasión lo aclararía. Pero sigo convencido que esa clave la aplicaba instintivamente y de que su control se parece al del número áureo que simplemente es una prueba de los equilibrios de un sonámbulo."

"En 1911, asistí con Picabia y Apollinaire en el Teatro Antoine a la representación de Impressions d'Afrique de Raymond Roussel. ¡Fue formidable! En escena, había un maniquí y una serpiente que se movían muy poco, todo muy loco, muy insólito. No recuerdo mucho el texto. Lo que más me sorprendió fue el espectáculo en sí. Después leí el texto y asocié las dos cosas... Ese hombre fue un revolucionario, al nivel de un Rimbaud. Rompió con todo. Ya no se trataba de simbolismo, ni siquiera el de Mallarmé, cosas que Roussel ignoraba por completo. ¡Qué personaje sorprendente! Vivía encerrado en su roulotte , con las persianas bajadas. Le vi una vez en la Régence, donde jugaba al ajedrez. Iba vestido de negro, muy 'señorito'. No me interesó conocerlo, había leído su obra y me bastaba para opinar. Lo que sí me importaba era su actitud, cómo había hecho todo aquello, por qué razones. ¡Tuvo una vida extraordinaria! Y, al final, ese suicidio..."

"Raymond Roussel descubrió un procedimiento poético enteramente original, que aplicó con absoluto éxito en la composición de algunos de sus libros. Formuló el final de partida menos reducible. Le debemos igualmente la invención de la résurrectine, el bexium, el erganase, numerosas máquinas de aplicaciones prácticas, así como la resolución de un montón de problemas literarios, artísticos, mecánicos e históricos en su mayoría imaginarios."

"Alcanzaré cimas gigantescas. Hay en mí, en potencia, una gloria inmensa, como en un proyectil de obús formidable que no hubiera explotado aún. Ningún autor ha sido ni puede ser superior a mí. Hoy en día no se percata nadie, pero, ya ve, hay personas predestinadas."

"Una vez sentí que tenía un estrella en la frente y jamás lo olvidaré."

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©

LOCUS SOLUS (VideoTributo a Raymond Roussel)

Cyber VideoDrome 'PATAPHYSICAL Tribute to Raymond Roussel 
Directed by Alan Smithee

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Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©

martes, 11 de abril de 2023

"Trígono Venus en Géminis - Plutón en Acuario / Conjunción Sol-Júpiter en Aries."

CooL Kids SCORPIA 2023

"This is TOO COOL! Welkome to TOO COOL!

There’s a lot of bored assholes out there so let’s get right to it.
We’ve been told we’ve got a very radical gesture, so don’t try to fight it.
Imagine these words as a fist and imagine you trying to read this as the face. 
Imagine that fist punching that face, 
right in the face.
Over and over and over again.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, no,
Oh no, no, no, oh no, no no
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
No, I'm thinking what I'm thinking
So you're not thinking what I'm thinking?
No, cause you're thinking I'm thinking what you're thinking!
"What do you do, exactly? I have no idea."

No way José.
You brink the non-book back, you get your money back.
Now that’s what we call a bargain.
That’s the Pata-No UN LTD guarantee.
Here’s where it gets Weird.
Here’s where the Weird gets Strange.
Here’s where the Strange Weirdness gets Odd.
Here’s where the Odd Strange Weirdness gets Fishy.
Here’s where the Fishy Strange Weird Oddness gets Bizarre.
From the Sublime to Ridiculous and all the way back again. 
An absolutely hyperreal and bizarre, night and day.
Going down a never ending rabbit hole.
A bottomless chessboard."


Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©
"El amor se ha de poner más en las obras que en las palabras."

'PATAPHYSICS: Postcard from Fernando Arrabal

PAN nos otorgue Vida, besos, pan y Vino!

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©

lunes, 10 de abril de 2023

"*HAVE A NICE DAY* died for your Sins."

(Sub)Genius at Work !

The key is to work by instinct, NOT EFFORT: don't  'do the job' but float on the lake of work... let the job 'DO YOU'. This involves the same techniques that you're already using when you play a videogame or a musical instrument, or drive a car. You get 'in sync' with the machine, you become the machine, you surrender to the machine. You put your brain on 'auto-pilot'. You 'GIVE UP'.

If this makes no sense to you, then your ONLY SANE MOVE would be to REPENT, QUIT YOUR JOB and SLACK OFF before you're too far gone.

It's the simple Taoist principle of Wu-Wei: 'Doing Nothing Effectively. To "BOB", Nothing is infinitely more real than other realities. He preaches 'NOT-THINK' or 'NO-MIND': for the only way to truly THINK the UNTHINKABLE is NOT TO THINK. You just 'BE'"

"Try? No! There is no 'try'. Do or do not."

..."Surfing the Luck Plane" - floating down the Path of Least Resistance - "greasing the skids" and EXPLOITING your MISTAKES. You negate effort by not trying, by not even doing... by merely "letting". When you can finally "let", and just "SEE" rather than "look", then and only then will you achieve Achievingness without trying.


Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©

domingo, 9 de abril de 2023

"En cuanto a la última frase... ¿Qué? ¿Qué? ¡Kaaa!"

Alicia entra al Jardín de las Delicias

"I could tell you my adventures—beginning from this morning—but it's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then."

"I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then."

"Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."

"Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle."
"I'm through with playing by the rules of someone else's game."
"It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards."
"The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday – but never jam today."
"If you don't know where you are going, any road can take you there."
"Life, what is it but a dream?"

***Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©

"See another dimension on your TV!"

FANTASIA Z DVD goes On Line! 10th Anniversario


Afrika Pseudobruitismus - FANTASIA Z (2013)

10 years after the DVD release, and after many people asking for it...
FANTASIA Z, the Cult classic of hypanogic trash new age is finally on streaming.

Thanks to the friendly Channel of Sigmund Generous:


Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©

"Mors, ego sum mortis. Vocor Agnus sum Leo fortis."


"Y miré, y vi que en medio del trono y de los cuatro seres vivientes, y en medio de los ancianos, estaba en pie un Cordero como inmolado, que tenía siete cuernos y siete ojos, que son los siete espíritus de Dios enviados por toda la tierra" 

"Después de esto miré, y vi una gran multitud, la cual nadie podía contar, de todas naciones y tribus y pueblos y lenguas, que estaban delante del trono y en la presencia del Cordero, vestidos de ropas blancas, y con palmas en sus manos" 

"Estos son los que han salido de la gran tribulación, y han lavado sus ropas, y las han emblanquecido en la sangre del Cordero" 

Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi, miserere nobis
Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi, miserere nobis
Agnus Dei, qui tollis peccata mundi, dona nobis pacem.


Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©

martes, 4 de abril de 2023

"13º de Clinamen 150 E.P. / Natividad de Maldoror; conde de cabellos de oro."

Silly Selfportrait as CAGANER

"Toda la literatura es: ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta. El Arte, ¡El arte me importa un pito! ¡Qué mierda, por Dios!"

 "Me cago en el arte y sin embargo si hubiera conocido a Balzac habría intentado robarle un beso."

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©

sábado, 1 de abril de 2023

"Desata antes de que arranquen."


“¿Qué hacen ustedes aquí, hacinados como ostras serias? 
Porque ustedes son serios, ¿No es así? Serios, serios, serios 
hasta la muerte. La muerte es cosa seria, ¿Eh?”

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©