THE FUTURE IS NO LONGER WHAT IT WAS

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"Elon Musk invests in Anime? Twitter (X)? Fucking NeuraLinK? Why do you wanna live? What's the point? At least as far as these gentlemen were concerned, this was a talk about the future of technology. Taking their cue from Elon Musk colonizing Mars, Peter Thiel reversing the aging process, or Sam Altman and Ray Kurzweil uploading their minds into supercomputers, they were preparing for a digital future that had a whole lot less to do with making the world a better place than it did with trascending the human condition altogether and insulating themselves from a very real and present danger of climate change, rising sea levels, mass migrations, global pandemics, nativist panic, and resource depletion.

For them, the future of technology is really about just one thing: escape. Like to New Zealand while reading 'Sidenotes On The Apocalypse'. Stonks."

"Our sense of the world, of  the real, has largely (re)defined by the explosion of mass media operation; (recuperative) media practises have rearranged our senses of spatial and temporal relation. What is real is no longer our direct contact with the world (tangible, experiential), but what we are given on the screens (pixelated, virtual), television and digital devices (cell-phones, computers, tablets and any pending communication technologies) are the world... History loses its referent, we enter into a new era of simulacra & simulation.

The void beckons, or whatever, transfixing you, compelling you to dismantle the anti-entropy project:  disolution, collapse, indeterminably disjuncted on the discordance axis, projected multiple independently targetable reentry vehicle(s) towards the museums."

"El transhumanismo soñaba con la amputación total de nuestros cuerpos y su transfusión al ciberespacio. El futuro es ahora una pesadilla cibernética. No podemos pensar en nuestras relaciones sociales, laborales y económicas sin el filtro maquínico de vigilancia y control que nos domina mediante algoritmos y keyloggers. Neuralink es el zenit de nuestras aspiraciones transhumanas y el inicio de nuestro proceso de suicidio definitivo."

(Pata-NO UNLTD)

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