St. J.R. "HOT" DOBBS

“BOB” IS ANOTHER UNIVERSE!

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "BOB" AND JESUS 

- IS THERE ONE?

His own self-contained Universe with its own internal laws and space-time. The interface between his and ours may one minute be chaotic and terrifying one, then suddenly become an orgiastic celebration of life and awareness; it may even lapse into complete noncausality, a state in which nothing occurs around “Bob” at all... a total and utter stasis, such as when he is blind drunk and passed out, and the only indication of time passing in all the cosmos is his snoring.

J.R. “Bob” Dobbs, the Living Slack Master of Mystick Sales Training, the Bridge between Heaven and Earth and Hell, the wordless Bobhead, the Naked Dobbs, el PUTO “BOB”! All-Knowing, All-Prevailing. All-Just, All-True, All-None, ALL-ONE. DOBBS is the ONE TRUE WAY by which we may finally achieve that elusive SLACK which has been denied us.

CLEAR THE PLANET! with “Bob” Dobbs, the King of Chaos. You'll  love his new method for exterminating nine tenths of Earth's population at once!

- You can drive a new Porsche every day and crash it every night !!!

THE 999 System is HERE!!! - born onto this planet in the very nick of time as an equal-opportunity CYNISACRELIGION for 'strange people', now-a-go-go mutants and Descended Masters... a smuggled knife that one can use to saw free of the straitjacket when the attendants aren't looking. 

The newest POST-"ISM"ISM of tomorrow, the next-to-last movement EVER, superseding ALL PREVIOUS RELIGIOUS, SCIENTIFIC, POLITICAL, AND ARTISTIC MOVEMENTS!!! Not theology, nosirma'am, but THEIRONY. A vast, improvisational, SPASMODIC "ANTISOCIAL MOVEMENT" whose definitively diverse members have in common only the quest for their own personal SLACK.

Man's word says, “Seeing is believing”. This is perversion. “Bob's” word says, “Believing is seeing”. If you believe in something first, you will then see it. But you must really believe.

You don't have to believe in the Dogma. You don't have to believe in yourself. You don't have to believe in ANYTHING, but merely be CAPABLE of BELIEVING... which is more closely related to seeing than thinking. If you can see the Path, it is yours, and it will lead you to the point at which you will believe everything...

If you're going to change, you must KILL YOUR ENTIRE PREVIOUS LIFE - you must DIE to everything you have “known”.

“Bob” is the still center of a turning world. He is the Angel of the Bottomless Pit, the Blood of the Lamb, the Paraclete of Coborca. THE KEY TO THE GATEWAY IS HIS PIPE*

“Bob” is the Fool of the Universe and THUS, the only place of ALL KNOWLEDGE; “Bob” is the meaning of the Word Without Meaning; therefore…

“Bob” is the One True Word.

“Bob” is the Phoenix rising from the ashes of the Cleansing Fire of “Bob”.

“Bob” is the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young.

“Bob” is the rabbit, and he is the magic hat,

and he is the trapdoor on the tabletop.

“Bob” is the gun and you are the bullet!

The eye by which you see “Bob” is the same as the eye

by which “Bob” sees you.

He watches you back through those endless Dobbsheads.

Your eye and “Bob's” are one and the same

one in seeing,

one in knowing,

one in loving,

one in hating.

“Bob” is.

“Bob” becomes.

“Bob” is not.

Nothing is; 

Nothing becomes;

Nothing is not.

Thus: Nothing is Everything.

Therefore: Everything is “Bob”.

Abracadabra!

Remember, “BOB” is not a “doer”, but a “letter”. He LETS things happpen. What is about to happen is, by perpetual magick coincidence, exactly what he desires.***

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