The Bleeding Head of Arnold Palmer

BLEEDING HEAD GOOD! HEALED HEAD BAD!*

... and Launch !!!

The Bleeding Head of Arnold Palmer is the most powerful weapon of mass destruction in the Universe. It's used by The Church of the SubGenius to aid the X-ists in a vast intergalactic war against the Y-ists. It replaced the Early Church's Bleeding Head of Bobby Jones. It has gone missing in recent years, likely the work of The Conspiracy in their efforts to prevent X-Day.

All World Cup Golfers are allied with different alien races in a multitude of vast intergalactic wars, with Arnold Palmer allied with the X-ists, Lee Trevino allied with the Y-ists, and for some reason, Tiger Woods is allied with the Martians, one of the weakest alien civilizations in the Universe.

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