CooL Kids SCORPIA 2023

"This is TOO COOL! Welkome to TOO COOL!

There’s a lot of bored assholes out there so let’s get right to it.

We’ve been told we’ve got a very radical gesture, so don’t try to fight it.

Imagine these words as a fist and imagine you trying to read this as the face. 

Imagine that fist punching that face, 

right in the face.

Over and over and over again.

HAHA !

Oh, oh, oh, oh, no,

Oh no, no, no, oh no, no no

What?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

No, I'm thinking what I'm thinking

So you're not thinking what I'm thinking?

No, cause you're thinking I'm thinking what you're thinking!

"What do you do, exactly? I have no idea."

No way José.

You brink the non-book back, you get your money back.

Now that’s what we call a bargain.

That’s the Pata-No UN LTD guarantee.

Here’s where it gets Weird.

Here’s where the Weird gets Strange.

Here’s where the Strange Weirdness gets Odd.

Here’s where the Odd Strange Weirdness gets Fishy.

Here’s where the Fishy Strange Weird Oddness gets Bizarre.

From the Sublime to Ridiculous and all the way back again. 

An absolutely hyperreal and bizarre, night and day.

Going down a never ending rabbit hole.

A bottomless chessboard."

(TOO COOL 3; Pata-No UNLTD)

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXIII ©