viernes, 5 de noviembre de 2021

¡Solución a los Complejitos!


LEARN TO FLY - DISINTEGRATE ENEMIES - TEAR PLANETS IN HALF


"Subconsciously - WITHOUT EFFORT - you'll improve your natural skills at TIME CONTROL and MEMORY EDITING until EVEN YOU become ready to PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR OWN EYES and RELAX IN THE SAFETY OF YOUR OWN DELUSIONS.

When you learn to cut through the bullshit, you also learn how better spread it around..."

The way to avoid the pendulum spending too much of its 'swing' in the Bad Mood side is to make them into NEW, WEIRD, heretofore UNDISCOVERED MOODS: the so-called "Mood Exploration" that Doktors recommend. (Manic depression? That's just the Pink Witch Doctor's way of explaining a SubGenius who's become a mental Bodybuilder, an incredible Hulk of the emotions. He doesn't need Thorazine - he needs SLACK!)

If you're going to change, you must KILL YOUR ENTIRE PREVIOUS LIFE - you must DIE to everything you have "known".

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WHAT IS BULLDADA ???

"What isn't? Bulldada is that mysterious quality that impregnates certain 'ordinary' things with meaning for the Subgenius no matter how valueless they may appear to The Others. Seeing in the vivisecting light of bulldada, we recognize that the most awe-inspiring artifacts of our civilization are not the revered lame artsy-fartsy pieces of 'culture' which the Arts Conspiracy displays in our swankest museums, universities and concert halls, but are instead to be found in such icons as low-budget exploitation movies, lurid comic books, all-nite TV, certain bizarre billboards and pulp-magazine ads, sleazy Paperback of the Gods, and literally any other fossils of raw humanity in all its shit-kickingly flawed glory. Bulldada is what falls out of your pocket and is found by amateur archeologists millions of years in the future...

THE 999 SYSTEM IS HERE!

Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXI ©

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