SALVATION, OR SALIVATION ?
AGITATED? Bored? Confused? Lonely? Unloved? WEIRD? BAD?
Not exactly a 'team player'?
Had enough "Have a Nice Day"? Tired of all that touchy-feel Cosmic Sweetness-and-Light CRAP? Get nearly irresistible urges to pound spikes into the eyes of namby-pamby, gibbering religious nuts? Every time you go to work, do you feel that a horrible joke is being played on you, an evil betrayal of cosmic proportions?
HATE EVERYBODY???
Do impure thoughts literally assail your being?? Are you more than ready to confront the dark side of your personality? Constantly feeling the urgent need to abandon your hold on everything rational and UNSTOPPABLY INDULGE your ABNORMALITY?
(...)
A joke disguised as a religion? Or an actual, secretive religion, disguised as a joke disguised as a religion? Or, an incredibly complex joke, disguised as an extremely ambiguous religion, disguised as a joke disguised as a religion?
Give me Slack,
or Feed Me, or KILL ME!***
(REVELATION X; Abortisement / 13013)
Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXIX ©
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