TIME CONTROL THERMODYNAMICS

This is the original Time Control program that has helped thousands to fear no longer the STARK FIST of REMOVAL. Become PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE -- overnight! 

CLEAR THE PLANET! with "Bob" Dobbs, the King of Chaos. You'll love  his new method for exterminating nine tenths of Earth's population at once!

- You can drive a new Porsche every day and crash it every night !!!

LEARN TO FLY - DISINTEGRATE ENEMIES - TEAR PLANETS IN HALF

Subconsciously -  WITHOUT EFFORT - you'll improve your natural skills at TIME CONTROL and MEMORY EDITING until EVEN YOU become ready to PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR OWN EYES and RELAX IN THE SAFETY OF YOUR DELUSIONS.

Now you, too, can speak to benevolent aliens at the Alter of X-ist Contact. Learn Frame Straightening, Body Repair, Gripe Elaboration, FunKQu, Frenzy Techniques, Excremeditation, the Essentials of Survival and TIME CONTROL. Attettd End O' The World Drills and Chance Labs. Learn to 'Tenlike. Evaluate the so-called "accidents" and "coincidences" in your timestream. Perform long, complicated rites of initiation and rituals of Communionication. Accullate yourself to the Church, where you will be isolated, given a new diet, a new set of habits, and an altered label and appearance. The new void in your bran-pan will be refilled with corrected info and subconsciously implanted ritual experiences. Follow your FOLLIES and COMPULSIONS and become rich like us. Explore the "Zen" of stupidity! Channel chronic procrastination into life-saving paranoia and precise anatityl MAKE WASTE!! Find out who your Personal Saviors may be and who are the False Prophets in your life!

Exercise Time Control in your life, and you shall verily come into your FISTs, just as ‘Bob’ has done. Each delay, each postponement, each manipulation of the hours is a miniature act of defiance against the Conspiracy. When you learn to stretch one minute into a day and to contract a week into a heartbeat, then you shall no longer dread the coming of the Stark Fist of Removal. The Fist strikes the unprepared suddenly, but to the Time Controller it is only another tick in the grand clock, another bead on the string of eternity.

For those who already command Time Control, the Stark Fist serves as a beacon, flashing back and forth across centuries, carrying the Dobbshead into every possible era. For those still learning, the very act of reading it becomes practice in the dilation of hours. Many have said: ‘Time Control escapes me at the moment.’ Yet with patience, even that confession is an act of Time Control, for the admission itself halts the relentless ticking.

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