Tales from The Cult

BEYOND SATANISM!

WE PUT THE CULT IN CULTURE!!!

THE 999 System is HERE!!! - born onto this planet in the very nick of time as an equal-opportunity CYNISACRELIGION for 'strange people', now-a-go-go mutants and Descended Masters... a smuggled knife that one can use to saw free of the straitjacket when the attendants aren't looking. 

The newest POST-"ISM"ISM of tomorrow, the next-to-last movement EVER, superseding ALL PREVIOUS RELIGIOUS, SCIENTIFIC, POLITICAL, AND ARTISTIC MOVEMENTS!!! Not theology, nosirma'am, but THEIRONY. A vast, improvisational, SPASMODIC "ANTISOCIAL MOVEMENT" whose definitively diverse members have in common only the quest for their own personal SLACK.

Within days, the Luck Plane will tilt in your direction, showering you with golden YACATIZMA energy, the blinding, squirting beauty of the cosmos.

NEVER FORGET: THEY FEAR YOU

Just as the humans fear the alien in any given monster movie, they fear YOU because YOU ARE AN UNPREDICTABLE. This gives you a POWER beyond anything you previously imagined. You aren't JUST a worker drone... you ARE that, but you are also the possesor of that mighty power: the power to REPENT, QUIT YOUR JOB and SLACK OFF. You HAVE that power. You can DO it ANY TIME YOU LIKE, and They know it.

Then there are those who think we're just a bunch of intellectual art geeks. Heh, heh, heh, But ... if we WERE, reflect on just how much a few intellectual geeks HAVE DONE in the past. Hitler started out as an underground artist. The Bolsheviks were a small clique of amateur rantes and pamphlet publishers who happened to put themselves at just the right place and the right time... and for 70 years, they held a slew of nations in an IRON GRIP, and caused the murders of over 60 million people (...) a few probably even "innocent".

So think twice before you write off frustrated intellectual geeks

(REVELATION X; 13013)

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