AGITATED? Bored? Confused? Lonely? Unloved? WEIRD? BAD?
Not exactly a 'team player'?
Had enough 'HAVE A NICE DAY'? Tired of all that touchy-feely Cosmic Sweetness-and-Light CRAP? Get nearly irresistible urges to pound spikes into the eyes of namby-pamby, gibbering religious nuts?
Not exactly a 'team player'?
Had enough 'HAVE A NICE DAY'? Tired of all that touchy-feely Cosmic Sweetness-and-Light CRAP? Get nearly irresistible urges to pound spikes into the eyes of namby-pamby, gibbering religious nuts?
Every time you go to work, do you feel that a horrible joke is being played on you, an evil betrayal of cosmic proportions?
HATE everybody?
Do impure thoughts literally assail your being?? Are you more than ready to confront the dark side of your personality? Constantly feeling the urgent need to abandon your hold on everything rational and UNSTOPPABLY INDULGE your ABNORMALITY?
NO MORE SECRETS WILL BE KEPT FROM YOU!
CONTROL FRIENDS AND STRANGERS!
THOUGHTS HAVE WINGS
CONTROL FRIENDS AND STRANGERS!
Earn the respect of class-mates, co-workers, EVEN SPOUSES! YOU won't lift a finger, because EVERYTHING IS ALREADY DONE FOR YOU!!!
Learn, apply, and REAP the ENDLESS BOUNTIES of a CORNUCOPIA of UNSURPASSABLE DELIGHTS!
REVEL IN A SURFEIT OF LUXURY!!!
Attain TOTAL SATISFACTION by being exactly what you want to be, having exaclty what you want to have at any moment! YET YOUR INDIVIDUALITY REMAINS COMPLETELY INTACT!
THOUGHTS HAVE WINGS
CRACK THE SAFE OF YOUR BRAIN! DRILL THE TUMBLERS OF YOUR INHIBITIONS! BLOW THE LOCKED DOORWAYS OF YOUR MIND!
Influence others with what sprays out!
Achieve brilliant victories over NATURE, MAN, MACHINE, YOURSELF! Be the GUIDING HAND that steers world events! Defeat supernatural forces WITHOUT LEAVING HOME! Get off the the pot, and then shit!
(REVELATION X; 13013)
Iglesia del Surf del Cristo Risueño de la Costa LTD. MMXXI ©
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