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YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYBODY,

and you can't believe anything you read . It's lies all the way down line, starting with your first grade history primer, and leading up to this very sentence. All this ballyhoo about the God-fearing founding fathers, and how this is a nation based on the Bible - !#!@!*!

Those white guys were all Deists and Masons, working under the Sign of the All-Seeing-Eye!

We are through the Looking Glass.

Funny how the people that holler for "less government" want even more government in the bedroom! They fulminate and demostrate against abortion, sex and birth control, but God forbid that big business be forced to stop pumping millions of tons of polychlorinated waste into the ocean, or belching poisonous smoke into the deteriorating atmosphere! No limits on business, only on pleasure. They have space satellites that can read your license plate, while birth control remains at the medieval level, preteen VD skyrockers, and overpopulation threatens to negate any population... and yet the panic-stricken Pinks shriek, "But if we teach sex education in schools, it'll only give kids ideas!"

Ingrained hypocrisy and double standards are the building blocks of the so-called "conservative" lifestyle. As long as you don't show NIPPLES or POT SMOKING, and nobody CUSSES, you can call any kind of ultraviolence or demeaning pornography "family entertainment". Drinking beer and watching a girl in a wet T-shirt and G-string rub her butt against a pole at one of those bars with a name like "HOOTERS"... that's GOOD CLEAN FUN, and you can bring the kids. Yet you can thrown in jail for simply possesing and inanimate book, if it has the kind of printed words and pictures that "go too far."

But you watered-down so-called "liberals", you young soi-disant "Slackers" with your tie-dyes, Hard Rock Cafe T-shirts and bitchin' hairdos, you who think you're on  our side, are even worse. The rest of the brain-dead idiots have an excuse. You KNEW from the beginning what was happening, and yet you bent over HAPPILY, offering up your aerobicised buns to the Alternative Conspiracy, saying, "HERE! TAKE ALL YOU WANT! WIDEN IT TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT!" You sorry simps think you're so aware and radical while conforming to the norm defined by Normal nonconformity! You are your own worst nightmare: A DUMBASS. FACE IT: all this New Age clap-trap means is, now when you shaft the next guy, you've got to have a smile on your face while you do it...
At least conservatives always have that hilarious total assurance that they're right...

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