'Pataphysics: NASAL YOGA

Are you into NASAL YOGA?☯️ 

Are You Even READY TO OPEN YOUR THIRD NOSTRIL?

This is the ancient Bullada technique; developed 20.000 years ago in Nepal by real Shordurpersav monks.

"SALVATION, OR SALIVATION ?AGITATED? Bored? Confused? Lonely? Unloved? WEIRD? BAD?

Not exactly a 'team player'?

Had enough "Have a Nice Day'? Tired of all that touchy-feel Cosmic Sweetness-and-Light CRAP? Get nearly irresistible urges to pound spikes into the eyes of namby-pamby, gibbering religious nuts? Every time you go to work, do you feel that a horrible joke is being played on you, an evil betrayal of cosmic proportions?

HATE EVERYBODY??? Do impure thoughts literally assail your being?? Are you more than ready to confront the dark side of your personality? Constantly feeling the urgent need to abandon your hold on everything rational and UNSTOPPABLY INDULGE your ABNORMALITY?"

(REVELATION X)

"Doomsday: 100 seconds to Midnight

Doctor Manhattan looking at an ' It's Always 6 O'Clock in Philadelphia'  makes a call to Zeno in the future-past of space-time while Doomsday buried Superman's Christly corpse after the extreme downhill BMX bicycle race next to the Snyder cut alongside Das Kapital in the 'dustbin of history' while Einstein walked with Gödel. Pro-situs and nuclear scientists watch cut-ups of The Day After alongside Doctor Strange Love and War Games on dual monitors with the Iran crisis & North Korean missile tests on picture in picture. While I was too busy fucking hot MILF pussy 'in cars' during a low speed slow-mo, slow death crash."

(PATA-NO UNLTD)

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