OH SHIT IT'S "BOB" !

BEYOND SATANISM  / The 999 System is HERE !!!

- born onto this planet in the very nick of time as an equal-opportunity CINYSACRELIGION for 'strange' people, now-a-go-go mutants and Descended Masters... a smuggled knife that one can use to saw free of the straitjacket when the attendants aren't looking. The newest POST-"ISM"ISM of tomorrow, the next-to-last movement EVER, superseding ALL PREVIOUS RELIGIOUS, SCIENTIFIC, POLITICAL AND ARTISTIC MOVEMENTS! Not theology, nosirma'am, but THEIRONY. A vast improvisational, SPASMODIC "ANTISOCIAL NONMOVEMENT"

SALVATION, OR SALIVATION ?

AGITATED? Bored? Confused? Lonely? Unloved? WEIRD? BAD?

Not exactly a 'team player'?

Had enough "Have a Nice Day"? Tired of all that touchy-feel Cosmic Sweetness-and-Light CRAP? Get nearly irresistible urges to pound spikes into the eyes of namby-pamby, gibbering religious nuts? Every time you go to work, do you feel that a horrible joke is being played on you, an evil betrayal of cosmic proportions?

HATE EVERYBODY???

Do impure thoughts literally assail your being?? Are you more than ready to confront the dark side of your personality? Constantly feeling the urgent need to abandon your hold on everything rational and UNSTOPPABLY INDULGE your ABNORMALITY?

LIVE DANGEROUSLY! YOU MUST BE SAVED  - EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU

If your mind bores you - risk it!

Only in the tempest of life's forces - wich challenge every element of your nature - will you receive that inspiration, those ideas, wich will bring personal supremacy. So, if you're ready to slide down the cutting edge, if you think you've got what it takes to play God, maybe it's time YOU looked into an exciting career as a Doktor for "Bob".

NEVER FORGET: THEY FEAR YOU

Just as the humans fear the alien in any given monster movie, they fear YOU because YOU ARE AN UNPREDICTABLE. This gives you a POWER beyond anything you previously imagined. You aren't JUST a worker drone... you ARE that, but you are also the possesor of that mighty power: the power to REPENT, QUIT YOUR JOB and SLACK OFF. You HAVE that power. You can DO it ANY TIME YOU LIKE, and They know it.

Then there are those who think we're just a bunch of intellectual art geeks. Heh, heh, heh, But ... if we WERE, reflect on just how much a few intellectual geeks HAVE DONE in the past. Hitler started out as an underground artist. The Bolsheviks were a small clique of amateur rantes and pamphlet publishers who happened to put themselves at just the right place and the right time... and for 70 years, they held a slew of nations in an IRON GRIP, and caused the murders of over 60 million people (...) a few probably even "innocent".

So think twice before you write off frustrated intellectual geeks!*

"BOB" IS ANOTHER UNIVERSE, his own self-contained universe with its own internal laws and space-time. The interface between his and ours may one minute be chaotic and terrifying one, then suddenly become an orgiastic celebration of life and awareness; it may even lapse into complete noncausality, a state in which nothing occurs around "Bob" at all... a total and utter stasis, such as when he is blind drunk and passed out, and the only indication of time passing in all the cosmos is his snoring.

Reality has become "BOB" / The Possibilities are Endless.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "BOB" AND JESUS - IS THERE ONE?

Sodomite or Saint? 

What does it matter 'cause I'm up for...

ANY PROGRAM!

"Bob" is the rabbit, 

and he is the magic hat, 

and he is the trapdoor on the tabletop.

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