Alan Smithee: The Cyber "BLOB" Horror Picture ShoW

CORTICAL SYSTEMATICS™ Productions presents 

a Non-Film Xperience:

*The Cyber "BLOB" Horror Picture ShoW*

Infamously directed by Alan Smithee 

for THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS™:

https://subgenius.com

 

NoN-Cinema. No Sense. NO PLOT. Just "BLOBS" and "BOBS" 

into Hyperreality & Scifi Horror movies. 

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“BLOB” began life as an everyday noun for a soft, shapeless lump—think a blob of jam on a plate or a blob of paint on a canvas. From that simple image—something large ish, rounded, and lacking clear internal structure—the word has radiated into many specialized domains

The core meaning is still “a formless mass.” In slang it extends to people (“He just sat there like a blob”) and, famously, to the 1958 horror movie THE BLOB, whose monster is literally an engulfing, gelatinous mass.

 

“BLOB”: a shapeless, usually soft or gooey mass.                        

“BLOB”: Binary Large OBject—an arbitrarily large chunk of binary data stored as a single entity in a database.   

“BLOB”: Any opaque, undifferentiated piece of data—often a big string of bytes—passed between code modules.   

“BLOB”: Unit of storage in Azure Blob Storage. Three sub types: block blobs, page blobs, append blobs.   

“BLOB”: in Graphics / UI Design: an abstract, organic shape—no sharp angles, often used as a soft background element.   

“BLOB”: in Image Processing / Computer Vision: a connected region of pixels sharing some property (often brightness). Blob detection algorithms find these regions.   

“BLOB”: in Molecular Biology (Chromosome Maps): “Blob plots” show GC content vs. coverage to spot contamination in genome assemblies.   

“BLOB”: in Physics / Plasma Science: “Blobs” are turbulent, filament like plasma structures moving outward in a tokamak’s edge region.   

“BLOB”: in Finance & Data Viz (Treasury “TIC” charts) Informal: “big red blob” designates large, opaque funding flows.   

“BLOB”: in Git Version Control (Internals): Git object type that stores the contents of a file; tree objects point to blobs.  

So whether you’re shoveling bytes into a database, detecting cell nuclei in microscopy images, or watching a 1950s monster movie, “BLOB” carries the same core image: a big, amorphous chunk—physical or digital—that’s treated as a single, somewhat mysterious mass. 

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